Canvassing for Opinion - aka "Blairs Brain on Cannabis"

IMHO prohibition sentiment requires inherent addiction to status quo, an incapacity to visualise beyond the here and now and a desperate desire to know others might feel the same... Reform is not revolutionary, rather it is evolutionary. Having survived banging your head against a brick wall the evolutionist relishes having stopped. / Blair

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Policing Morality from inside your body!

Our Givamint has decided the New Year shall be jolly and introduce 'silly tests' at the roadside. Failure to accomplish a 'party trick' will see you arrested for processing.

(MANDATORY COMPLIANCE or your deemed GUILTY enough to bleed - try this, stand on one leg, close your eyes, tilt your head back, right back, I said RIGHT BACK Sonny....and try not be awestruck by the novel experience.)

A gravity 'wobble' will result in the narco-facists poking sharp needles into your blooooood seeking nanograms of evidence of internal affairs with the devil in order to remove one of thousands of dollars, your license to travel the kings highway and some measure of public humiliation for causing all the problems of the world. (non-compliance on the blood sacrifice and we do you over anyway, its just automatic, no blood test required! In terms of justice, this is no different to witch dunking!)

You will after due penance [and for the remainder of your life] be branded "a drugged driver". It may as well be written on your forehead. This in a nation where cannabis is endemic in under 21 year olds. TO NOT test positive is proof of deviancy!

Of course this, 'we promise it wont be random, random stopping' was introduced for our own good. That's why there was no public consultation.

Detection of metabolites of exocannabinoids in blood plasma is the logical equivalent of licking someones exhaust pipe to see if they have been speeding.

And they wonder why three young teenagers died last night when they did a runner from a random stop.....

I wonder if the cop who was charged with knocking on those parents doors at 5:00am managed to utter "we were only going to stop them to save them from themselves'.

Good grief...

May this day hold wonderment and joy... for the rest of us at least!

Blair Anderson
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